Sandal

The deadliest weapon in the world.

Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)

Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*

by THATSGAYMYGUY October 13, 2021

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captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

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sandal payoff

1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.

2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.

After all that i can't believe his story had Sandal Payoff.

by Daveco Inc July 25, 2008

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sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

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sandal head

A term to describe someone who is obsessed with sandals; preferring sandals over sneakers; opposite of sneakerhead

Adam: Yo look at this fucking sandal head LMAO
Mohammad: Cmon bruh sandals be comfy tho...

by sc55555 June 8, 2020

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Sandal

1. A British word meaning flip-flop

2. A miraculous dog - the messiah in modern day religion dogenism. A black labradoodle that has an Instagram account mr.sandal_the_scandal

Why don’t you put on your sandals before we go for afternoon tea or Sandal!!! Why did you eat all of my Cheez-Its!?

by SandalRoro666 October 28, 2019

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