Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...
by Everyone in the whole wide world January 13, 2008
by SalsaDaddy March 11, 2018
i created some furry salsa
by jammies87 February 26, 2018
An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 06, 2009
When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.
Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!
Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
by tag0 February 18, 2019
noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
by chumknuckle May 21, 2009
Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.
by bstpierre February 13, 2009