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Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.
guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"
by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011
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la salsa

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...
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Salsa Dancing

A dance that involves serious hip flexibility if you wish for it to become a passion/dream. This will probably be simple if you have genes from countries like South America, Cuba, spain etc. then this will probably be a walk in the park
SO SHOW OFF 😁
Damn! I have to go to my salsa dancing lesson! Madam is going to kill me if I haven’t nailed that turn!
by ashheeeeegoldfish January 11, 2022
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Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
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salsa rosada

When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.

Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!

Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
by tag0 February 17, 2019
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salsa sanchez

noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
by chumknuckle May 20, 2009
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Salsa bombing

Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.
Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?
by bstpierre February 13, 2009
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