yard sale

An alibi often used to explain the origin of petty contraband. Often works because it is nearly impossible to disprove, plausible, and usually absolves the owner of guilt.

Officer: Son, mind explaining where you got those milk crates with 'Property of Milk Company' written on them?
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.

by JamesXThompson December 26, 2006

Yard Sale

A phrase used to describe an especially fun event, such as parties, dances, or general merrymaking.

Jim: Dude, last night was a total yard sale. I've never had that much in my entire life.

by KarTails July 9, 2010

sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

Beatles For Sale

The 4th album by The Beatles, released in 1964.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby

"I think Beatles For Sale is a great album"

by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023