by KarTails July 9, 2010
Get the Yard Sale mug.An alibi often used to explain the origin of petty contraband. Often works because it is nearly impossible to disprove, plausible, and usually absolves the owner of guilt.
Officer: Son, mind explaining where you got those milk crates with 'Property of Milk Company' written on them?
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.
by JamesXThompson December 26, 2006
Get the yard sale mug.Face-to-face sale, as opposed to sending money through paypal or check and having the for sale item shipped in return.
by wozspam September 22, 2010
Get the ftf sale mug.when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010
Get the junk sale mug.A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
Get the sales gomer mug.An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.
by Cold Call June 14, 2018
Get the Sales High mug.The 4th album by The Beatles, released in 1964.
--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby
--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby
by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018
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