An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
Get the That's what the priest said.mug. ‘What he said’ – perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating ‘What he said’.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
Mr A: ‘Why do we not see white dog poo anymore?’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
by Octopus Scott November 12, 2013
Get the what he saidmug. -I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
by The Boho April 25, 2014
Get the said no one evermug. Oh my God! This project is going to take a while.
Dude! That's What Al Said!
That was legendary!
That's What Al Said!
Dude! That's What Al Said!
That was legendary!
That's What Al Said!
by Uly August 1, 2012
Get the That's what Al said!mug. A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. This interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "he" is typically assumed to be the girl's boyfriend.
The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.
The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.
Scenario: Two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off...
Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.
Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.
by tcufrog08 June 2, 2008
Get the that's what he saidmug. by Paddy92 March 16, 2007
Get the That's what she saidmug. Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008
Get the That's what she saidmug.