Sadsturbate

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.

by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

Sadistfied

When you're satisfied by being sadistic

basically a sadist who's satisfied from their deeds

Sadist: I've seen enough, I'm sadistfied

slave: what the fuck post that on urban dictionary

by haha this is name May 19, 2020

Sahuss Boy

A prestigious, seminary school located at Santasi. The school is considered as one of the best in Ashanti region.

#VENATOR ANIMARUM, a Latin name which means Hunters of souls.
SAHUSS boys are gentle, handsome and got brilliant students as well

Sahuss boys are gentle

by ST HUBERT August 14, 2021

sebastian sadsack

That kid that is always really sad and also strangely looks like a ballsack. Might be related to Squidward or Brass Plated Ballsack Keychains.

Poor Sebastian he will always be a Sebastian Sadsack. He will live on in Anders' fucked up mind.

by Ballsack WindSurfer October 27, 2015

Sadult

An adult who reads children's literature, most noticeably Harry Potter books.

Check out that 30 something reading the latest Potter book. What a sadult.

by filthygrogeous August 10, 2009

sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe May 2, 2011

Sadistik

Solo artist, Lee Endres, who invented horror pop. Uses subliminal messages in his music and is one of a kind.

That guy Sadistik has some pretty wicked shows.

by New Disease December 27, 2008