Uncultured Swine

a person who is uneducated on a certain topic

"That's Eileen you uncultured swine."

by basiccupcake August 13, 2019

Jay Swingler

A childish delinquent whose made 3 games with Jake they are called:merch mania,tunnel Blobber,merch mania he does vids with Romell Henry (tgf)

Oy na whose that childish delinquent

Jay Swingler why

He didn’t like the video man
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by Itz_em June 5, 2018

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009

Swinging

A lifestyle of non-monogany where sexual relations occur outside the established couple. Swingers tend to refrain from romantic attachments with their outside partners, thus differentiating themselves from PolyAmorists. There is some overlap between the two communities, though the closeness of the comparisons are generally not acknowledged.

Swingers often engage in the activity as a couple. "Swing Parties" are venues where the activity may occur.

by Ronald A. King March 28, 2005

Swings and Roundabouts

As many advantages as there are disadvantages in a situation.

Rain or shine it's swings and roundabouts!

by 'Amish December 15, 2008

Swingline

The maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. Famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie Office Space.

"I believe you have my stapler"

by SAOG April 22, 2005

Swing a dead cat

A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.

"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."

by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016