Swiftie

Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.

"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."

by Nils Sjöberg Swiftie June 6, 2023

Swiftie

A huge, die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.

“Omg, are you a swiftie?”

by Lights a June 10, 2024

Taylor Swifty

The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.

"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."

by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017

Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.

Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.

by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020

swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover

“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”

by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025