Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

spy surfing

Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.

I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.

by The Anarchist in the Library May 9, 2009

cop surfing

The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.

Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.

by wstellar August 1, 2010

surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.

"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."

by elfrijolito September 20, 2017

rom surfing

Channel surfing but for video game roms. Common for console modders with nothing better to do. They're Likely to only play a game for less than ten minutes before declaring falsely that they shall continue sometime and moving on to the next game. They crave instant gameplay and novelty which leads them to playing many licensed games. Usually they aren't big on rpgs. Afterwards they often come back to a popular game they're familiar with as a form of comfort food.

"Man I've been rom surfing on this genesis emulator for an hour I should really find something and stick to- holy shit there's a tick game!?"

by GINTegg March 30, 2022

Surf Monday

Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.

Me: It's almost Surf Monday!

Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!

by kateminuseighttt September 4, 2012

Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.

"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."

by Carsan07 January 15, 2010