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Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
by PixieMandy April 15, 2022
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yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
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troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.
Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.
by MisFit27 July 24, 2017
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Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"
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striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck
Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.
by Notanon December 1, 2013
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Stromin

1-To saunter aimlessly in a sedated, leisurely manner that unsystematically encompasses a wide area and can last up to days per Strom.
2-Erratic walking with a murderous/deranged demeanor that is highly unstable and is impossible to resist.
3-A nice casual walk to enjoy the day(or night) as well as nature's beauty without a destination in mind.
1- The crackhead was lost and confused after stromin for two days.
2- Eddy was stromin through the park when three children disappeared.
3- The couple were stromin in the park with their dog Timmy.
by ingrain99 June 11, 2018
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