Stalling

When you scroll social media, watch YouTube, porn or engage in some other completely useless activity that only brings you down

Jerry: why does Rob always say that he wants a better life or something like that?
Bob: oh he's stalling the whole day so he feels like he's dead inside

by xxalex April 19, 2020

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Stallion

1. An expression to show how truly majestic someone is.

2. Used for a person that displays breathtaking qualities.

3. After an unbelievable action, this comment is earned by the one that performed it.

Situation: Your with a buddy at the checkout of a store and before he leaves he asks the chick for her number.
Friend: She was so insanely hot I can't believe that happened. I feel incredible right now!
You: I know dude. You're a fuckin' stallion.

by Stu McNeil August 28, 2009

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

stallionaire

Chance and Real from I Love New York and I Love Money

Guy 1: Yo man, the Stallionaires are tight?

Guy 2: The fake ass gangsta and the gay cowboy?

Guy 1: Yeah, they're tight!

Guy 2: They hang around a jew with a blackcent.

Guy 1: Yeah, he's awesome!

Guy 2: Nigga, you gay.

by GoobNasty October 6, 2008