stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

prison stab

Mock clandestine stabbing motion, assumedly what one would use while in prison to wound another inmate.

It seemed like a hug, but really, it was a prison stab.

by jank June 30, 2003

stab and grab

the ghetto ass mini mart up the street where you will probably will get stabbed as soon as you step out of your car. (murder mart)

whitney:"Jim, go get me a 40 oz at the stab and grab"
Jim:"Bitch, I ain't crazy!"

by weej December 18, 2004

Cab Stab

When you are in a vehicle of some sort and you see a cab/taxi you yell "CAB STAB" whilst pretending to stab the person next to you in the gut.

*taxi rolls by* "CAB STAB!"

by Matt2669 Lee October 23, 2008

punjab stab

A punjab stab is a poking action with all four fingers on the vagina bone.

haha !! punjab stab !!

by |-Jasmine-| July 14, 2007

Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

by HBK* January 7, 2011

deep stab

To have deep intimate sex with a woman

Hampton: what you do last night?
Brinkley: I met a girl at the bar and took her back to my place for the deep stab.

by Azl November 9, 2014