soccer 

a gay sport that is only played by gay fag smoking british poeple,and soft guys who can't play real football,and think that because they like it every one else should.

hey i play soccer lets watch queer eye for the straight guy,and eat fish and chips.

soccer by cedric hill August 13, 2006

soccer 

not near as entertaining as those riots that break out in the stands among the fans who at some point must realize what a boring fuckin piece of shit game they are watching after several hours and the score is still zero to zero and so they just decide to punch the drunken fuck next to them to create a little (any actually) action...

Go soccer hooligans go!
Bash eachother's drunken teeth in.

woooooooo *chugs beer* alright woooo!!

soccer by drunk fu fighting September 15, 2004

soccer 

a boring ass sport where you watch 90 minutes of the same thing happening. bunch of fags running up and down a field with an occasional kick and grasp of opposing player's ass/balls.

ex 1:
soccer player: it's not called soccer its call football asshole!
normal person: what team are you on?
soccer player: im on the varsity soccer team yayyy!

ex 2:
urban dictionary soccer queer definition: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL ONLY FAT LAZY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER
normal person: then why did you define it under "soccer"?

soccer by soccer is for the gays May 3, 2009

soccer 

An extremly hard sport that requies skills. Unlike Football soccer is what came up with the word futball and the americans just copied it and made a gayass sport off it. Futball means to play with your legs not your hands. In soccer all decsions are final and the refferees don't review a tape and change there call. In order to play soccer the player needs to be in shape and be able to run for 90min strieght. Unlike Footbal(America version) we don't rest every 10sec.

Soccer player: Has great condition and is mentally smart.

Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.

soccer by oscar22 August 10, 2008

Soccer 

The FALSE term for football. Americans stole the term football for their ponsey version of rugby, which is stupid because they barely use their feet. If americans say soccer in Britain, they usually become hospitalised by hooligans.

Yank at a football match in britain: "Hey limey this is a good soccer match eh?"

*a riot breaks out* *Yank is rushed to hospital* *yank survives gets a plane home, vows never to come back to Britain (yay)*

Airport atendant back in america: "Anything to declare?"

Yank: "yeah dont go to britain and call football, soccer"

Soccer by pointywointymoikyfoiky October 4, 2008

soccer 

game played with 11 players on each side attempting to kick a ball into the opposing team's goal. requires athletic ability and endurance. this game is played by many nice people the world over. however, nearly everyone in the United States who plays it has a big inferiority complex and they are bitter that their game is not, and never will be, as popular as football, basketball, baseball, or hockey.

Look, why do all you soccer players hate so much? why do you resent the popularity of the NFL, NBA, and MLB so much? why can't you guys just love your sport and let us love our sports? you guys are so bitter it's pathetic. it's not my fault that soccer sucks and nobody likes it. and if you're trying to get me to like it, saying stupid shit like "you're a lazy ass you could never run for 90 minutes straight" doesn't work. i know the sport, i've played it myself. i don't like it, end of story. i don't hate you guys for liking soccer and not liking baseball; don't hate me and call me ignorant for liking baseball and not liking soccer.

soccer by mycatsnameismittens1234567890 April 9, 2006

soccer 

the gayest shit ever invented

Dwight howard is soccer.

soccer by bszeles04 November 30, 2018