smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

smooth music

Music deemed smooth, in example, Steely Dan, Hall and Oates, Loggins and Messina, The Doobie Brothers, Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins..etc.
Non offensive, usually accompanied by piano music. Popularized in the 1970's and 80's.

"No music in my studio, unless its smooth music."

by Kenny Loggins September 4, 2006

Smooth Gooch

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.

I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.

by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

by Pop Pop January 13, 2008

silky smooth

A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair

Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*

by ZueceZ June 13, 2008

smooth booties

jeans with no back pockets

That girl is wearing smooth booties

by Anonymous December 2, 2002