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Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
by itwasworththis April 6, 2022
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slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.
A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.
by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017
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Slaughtered

Stettler, Albertas meaning for being half an hour to an hour late for an appointment or date.
Depending on use can be rude or funny.
Used in scenarios involving payment for on time services such as food delivery, salon appointments, or dating situations.
"Sorry I slaughtered our appointment..." the hair dresser said to the upset customer.
"You slaughtered our date!" She screamed at the girl who had just arrived 50 minutes past the agreed time.
by Slaughteredtime June 9, 2018
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Slaughter Cunt

When a girl is so slutty all that can describe her is a mix between a pig slaughterhouse and a cunt. A woman like a hoe or slut.
Guy 1: yo! You know Mary right?

Guy 2: yeah! She's such a slut!

Guy 1: yeah such a slaughter cunt.
by Kodpate July 8, 2016
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Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.
Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."
by thedevilsjivetaxi May 12, 2024
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twatter slaughter

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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Slaughter bags

Me and the boys are gonna slaughter bags tonight post-bar
by Garfield the cat November 10, 2021
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