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silent shooter

A man that's quiet, A man that does his talking on the basketball court, A man that blocks out all the hate, A man that Respects Everyone, A man that Prays for everyone , and a man that handles his Business.
We call him "Silent Shooter" because when he shoots it's silent.
by 23gawd January 12, 2017
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Silent but Deadly

when your fart is silent but smells like complete shit - maria yacovelli
Ooh that one was silent but deadly .
by Sara lobsterface July 11, 2017
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silent samurai

take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!
yo, i was with some girl last night; and when she went to sleep i gave her a silent samurai
by jay ave lew January 22, 2009
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Silent Ball

A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
by I LIKE TURTLES %^&*() July 29, 2011
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Silent Creep

When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.
Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?

Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep
by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008
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Silent Hill

an insanely scary game designed to make boys and girls defecate as soon as they are exposed to it. its fucked up.
jimbo: play some silent hill
johnny: dude.
jimbo: what? lets play
johnny: fuck that yo, that shit is way too scary.
jimbo: u fucking pussy
johnny: no shit, i wouldnt play that game to save my family
by cy September 18, 2003
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silent laughing

Laughing silently:

1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"

Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"

2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."

You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"

Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
by noobtacular April 14, 2008
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