Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.

Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong

Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong

by PissKink369 August 24, 2021

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude

by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004