If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

that’s some gay shit

Any inconvenience of any magnitude.

Bro i just stubbed my toe!
Ahh that’s some gay shit

by Jack Douglas69 December 9, 2019

that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013

That's some fetus shit

act of being childish

BRo, stop acting like that. That's some fetus shit

by Emy M. December 16, 2019

Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.

Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

by neednottoknow August 2, 2010

S.A.G. (shit and go)

A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)

"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."

by "B" to the "T" September 8, 2005