Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

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Shateed

The very definition is Shit Head.

•When you want to call someone a shit head but dont want to cuss in front of children.

• Used also as a way to call someone a shit head without them knowing you called you a shit head.

For them it can become a term of endearment all the while knowing its an insult. A (win-win) if u will.

• A fake name to give someone you dont want to talk to in person or on the phone.

Aww... Shateed, you shouldn't have.

Person A: Hello , I'm calling about extending your automobile warranty, I've got great news...who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?

Person B: shateed, I am shateed ma'am (then proceeds to hang up phone)

Ok, shateed you got it all figured out, you should really write a book shateed so we can all learn from the great shateed.

by DinoHoobie April 2, 2020

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Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

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Shatnerette

Any person who enjoys a good Shatner (sweet feet meat treat). Shatnerette is not gender specific, and refers to both the person performing the Shatner and the person receiving the Shatner.

I sure hope this new girl is a Shatnerette. I’m all stocked up on sandwich fixins and ready to slather those toes in mayo.

by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

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