Shag and Gag

When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.

Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

shag stain

Another term for a hickey or love bite;
A scar left from kissing, sucking or biting during sexual liaisons.

Whoah, you must have got some action last night! Check out the size of that shag stain!

Teenagers think they are so cool showing off their shag stains like sexual trophies.

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 7, 2006

Shag Show

A poor performance. A dim-witted exhibition. A performace that was lacking talent. A poorly organised event. A fiasco. A cheap pastiche.

That was a real shag show!

by lehoooop November 27, 2011

Shag Of Gays

The collective noun for a group of gays. This can refer to a group of both male and female gays, but is predominantly used for male gays. The correct grouping for lesbians is a Lust.

Whilst on Safari, Shaniqua turned in her 4x4 and said, "Oh look Latipha, what a wonderful "Shag of Gays". Its a good job they've left that shopping mall before that Lust of Lesbians turns up. There could have been a right ragging!"

by VanArchibald January 6, 2010