shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

shitepiphany

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM

The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!

by mauldinr July 17, 2010

Shite Castle

nickname for White Castle using the replacement word shite, which is brit-slang for shit.

Why did I eat that whole sack of sliders from Shite Castle last night? I am paying for it today.

by jammy2 August 31, 2010

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

Shitefright

Inability to pass faecal matter, in unfamiliar surroundings.

Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.

"Tracy carn't wait to get home, Shes had shitefright all week !"

"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"

by Tralinda April 18, 2014