Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual is a word invented on the internet and used and accepted by morons who want to sound intelligent themselves by saying they expect it from a partner.

It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.

If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.

Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.

It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.

I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.

by imyourmoderator January 1, 2020

sapiosexual

an ableist person

I am attracted to people who are my narrow idea of "smart" because mentally ill people scare me, I am sapiosexual.

by memes4lyf5ever April 4, 2015

saprostomous

Having very strong, bad breath

After eating the shit, the smells emulating from Jerry's mouth were saprostomous

by bad_toad May 2, 2005

Sadoski

A wicked poop

At work i have to take a wicked Sadoski

by dave harryburg September 16, 2012

sapiosexual

sexually attracted to intelligence.

I'm sapiosexual, so basically Sheldon Cooper gets me harder than a fucking stone.

by nakakcm January 9, 2015

saps

Some guy who thinks his shit don't stink.

Since Bob got his new dubs, he thinks he's a fucking saps.

by heyy\'all August 2, 2003

Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual refers to thinking as an opinion that intelligence is the most important or the sexiest thing in a relationship. Meaning; you might love 'nerds' or 'geeks.'

The geeky girl at school likes sapiosexual characteristics.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014