sandwich making workshop

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.

Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

by women_make_them_men_eat_them April 20, 2010

shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.

Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!

by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006

nigga sandwich

a mcdouble w/ big mac sauce from mcdonald's - $1.50

dude got real hungry so he ran over ta mc's right quick n grabbed 2 nigga sandwiche

by whodatdo June 8, 2011

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

by missa tane January 8, 2006

dong sandwich

a sandwich made out of dong

Z: What did your mom pack you for lunch?
E: A dong sandwich
Z: I'm so jealous, can i have a bite?

by Rev. Dongage March 16, 2009

sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.

John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"

by natalien February 10, 2009

Twerky Sandwich

Being twerked upon by two girls at the same time.

Man the dance floor was Jammin, bobby found himself right up in the middle of a twerky sandwich.

by Happytree555 September 2, 2013