salacious

a sophisticated way to say sleazy; sexual in a vulgar or overdone way.

“Mr. Thomas, my good man, are you still seeing that salacious young socialite?”
“Why yes, Dick, I am!”
“Oh, you dog!”

by masokitty August 5, 2018

Saimasyndrome

It is an infection after getting to know Saima. She is a mystery and won’t fall for any man. It takes years of work and research to get close to her. Saima will make any confident man tremble. Her beautiful character, personality and sharp features will make you ponder and look at her in awe. Saima is one of a kind. She is unique. However the consequences of knowing her are far greater. As a day without her will get you day dreaming about her and your mind will always be occupied with memories of Saima. The memories you share with her are everlasting. There is no cure to this syndrome, the only advice is to hold onto her and not let her go.

I have the Saimasyndrome, I can’t stop thinking about Saima.

by Original Prick. June 21, 2019

True salad

True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.

Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.

Jimmy: True salad.

Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad

by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

salade

(n) A game where you take object like a crushed pop can or a hacky sack, and you kick the object through the legs of another participant. The other players then yell "Salade" (pronounced "sal-lad" ) and kick the person until they reach "home" which can be a tree or a door or a wall, etc.

(Originally an East Toronto game from the mid 1980's, which is still played today. Usually is banned by the school after a student breaks their arm, leg, gets a collapsed lung, etc.)

I'm bored, find a can, let's play Salade!

by MoebiusStrip February 27, 2005

Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

by DurtyDan July 20, 2009