russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis

" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"

by cripod May 9, 2004

Russell Pridgen

My wonderful, loving husband who I have waited on all my life. He is my world!

Holly's wonderful husband who she loves with all of her heart! That is Russell Pridgen

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

Russell Crowe

-an excellent actor or synonimous to excellence in acting
-Someone who's very dedicated and focus to his craft.
-who makes great movies
-a very misunderstood person

I wish many actors are as talented as Russell Crowe.

by Delphic Oracle August 19, 2006

Russell Quinn

An unintelligent unattractive man from the lower classes that is a pathological liar and cheater

A man that's turned on by old women OAPS, especially one's that treat him like a child

She was way out of his league yet he still pulled a "Russell Quinn" on her
She calls him a Man-Child, it's such a Russell Quinn" relationship

by RocketQueenUpYours April 16, 2022

Russell Stover

The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.

-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.

-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!

by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

Russell Brand

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.

Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!

by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010