Redemption

When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.

Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.

when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"

by stankystanky March 19, 2021

redemption disclosure

Confidential documentation of past transgressions for which one is contrite. This includes documentation of the evidence of your growth journey and restitution so concerned parties (like a company or board of directors) can be prepared in case you get called out for something that is actually old news and no longer a reflection of who you are today. It's an antidote for being called out for something you already served time for (literally or metaphorically) or that you have genuinely learned from. It's not guaranteed to prevent being cancelled, but it's better protection than being called out and pretending it never happened.

I submitted my redemption disclosure to my company today. I sure hope the people who saw me in blackface at that party in 1982 don't call me out.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

Radeem

A for the best human to ever exist.

“He’s such a Radeem”

by cockandballenjoyer November 22, 2021

REDEED

I will Redeed my phones play store app money maker game before rebinding.

Redeed means To get or win back. To free from captivity by paying or to discharge or fulfill (a pledge, promise, etc.).

by Queen_Og_Red307 December 25, 2021

redemonix

That is a person who steals your heart. They are verz good looking and make me feel safe. Also thez enjoy being called daddy.

Eva: Have you seen that guy he's a totall redemonix
Ema: Yeah I did I'm dating him.

by KartoffelKompot June 12, 2022

REDEMNIFY

REDEMNIFY

ANTONYM OF INDEMNIFY

TO DE-INDEMNIFY OR COUNTER-INDEMNIFY A COMPANY DUE TO THEIR FALSE CLAIMS, PROFITEERING, MALFEASANCE, AND MANIFESTLY DANGEROUS, DEADLY, AND BOGUS PRODUCTS

IT SEEMED ODD TO ME THAT THE ANTONYM OF "INDEMNIFY" WAS NOT READILY AVAILABLE, SO I MADE IT UP.

A BULLET OR NOOSE CAN REDEMNIFY A COMPANY OR COMPANY MANAGEMENT EVEN IF THEY HAVE BEEN INDEMNIFIED FOR MANY YEARS AND HAVE HERETOFORE GOTTEN AWAY WITH MASS GENOCIDE

by vtology October 26, 2022