Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

Spin the Razor

Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.

You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!

by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013

Razor Tuff

Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool

Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"

by Bwianman December 29, 2011

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017