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Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 8, 2022
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TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023
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human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.
My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.
by CMScheids August 12, 2021
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Razor Tuff

Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool
Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"
by Bwianman December 29, 2011
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Spin the Razor

Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.
You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!
by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018
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Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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Razor Clam

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.
by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019
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