Rocket raccoon

a badass trash panda

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.

Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022

Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022

Raccoon Knuckles

Fake meat .....

Burger king chicken nuggets taste like raccoon Knuckles....

by Jtm9887 November 3, 2022

Water Raccoon

A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg

The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.

That little blocky copy and paste water raccoon bitch bowspammer, I hope they fall into the void!

by jbsparrow9 June 8, 2021