roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Roast Beef Rainbow

(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.

"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"

by Adit June 15, 2008

Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.

The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.

by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012

Roast down

Roast down is another term for smoking pot. Alot of it to be exact. Usually done in a car to get maximum effect.

Jimbo: Yooooooo! What you doing after school?

Danny: Nothing much just chillin.

Jimbo: Then come with me after school and we'll fuckin roast down in my car.

Danny: Sounds good to me, cya after 8th Jimbo.

by James Francooooo September 10, 2013

roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.

Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."

by Timberino May 19, 2016