When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?
Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.
Bill - A cunning maneuver.
Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.
Bill - A cunning maneuver.
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2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.
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'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010
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–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...
"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"
by Hakuzo-ryou January 31, 2008
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