RESIDENT GAY

As gay people traditionally have been in the minority in society, there's usually only one gay person per friendship group (outside of a queer community) AKA the 'resident gay'.

Girl - "I don't know if this dress makes me fat or not"
Other - "Check with the resident gay Joel, he'll tell you bae."

by Fatto April 29, 2021

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The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

by kcommedic June 15, 2021

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person 1: Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
What?
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
Naw
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Wait... we're at the Pizza Hut
What?
We're at the Taco Bell
What?
We're at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
We at the Pizza Hut
No
We at the Taco Bell
No
We at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Ha
Ha ha
Ha

Ha ha

person 2:stfu resident stinky

by Joe bidens massage therapist October 21, 2020

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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.

"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

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