by MemeMaster64 October 06, 2018
AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020
A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
by Zonal K September 29, 2019
A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.
Release the Drone
by j@mbo February 11, 2021
by Kinn Notap November 22, 2015