gut rash

A phrase said, usually without sentiment, to someone on the receiving end of some sort of misfortune.

"Gut rash" said Kelli as the chicken fell out of Mark's Subway on to the floor.

by Saviniwordy August 1, 2014

Dupes Dong Rash

When a member of the Dupes clan blasts your face and you suffer a mysterious rash on or around your mouth consisting of puffiness, redness, and general rashing of the skin where the penis contacted the skin.

Twin 1: Michelle, it really looks like your Dupes Dong Rash is clearing up.

Twin 2: Thank you, I really took a serious cum bomb last night.

by David Plante January 11, 2008

nob rash

moron, idiot

you fucking nob rash

by King Kong July 6, 2003

Indian Tongue Rash

Covering your tongue in gum so that the tongues do not touch.
(A relative of the Dutch Rutter)

Uh-oh i think i'm gay, i kissed Rohit last night.

Was your tongue covered with gum?

Ya, why?

Oh your not gay, you just gave him an Indian Tongue Rash

Oh thank god

by Rory Rohit Manchow March 24, 2009

sack rash

The red raw rubbing of the scrotom by over exuberant ball bags, usually found when running or shagging unfeasibly fast - like a minx!

"Anybody got any vaz, or knacker talc as me sack rash is buzzin'"

by Helmet Licker September 6, 2006

Road rash

Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.

I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.

by Capt Beef July 29, 2003

Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011