A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 27, 2009
A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 12, 2013
by Bananahannah8 May 28, 2022
When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!
by Piggy's July 24, 2024
1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024
The start of a sentence that signals that the following will be a paragraph about a topic interesting or important to the writer that they understand may not be interesting to others
Quick rant: Our present is the result of everything done in the past some would say this means if you change an element of the past it would change the present. No it means if you tried to change an element of the past no matter what you do you will 1. cause the present to happen or 2. Not change anything at all because the fact that you live in a reality where something happened means that it no matter what happened and going to a time before it means it has yet but will happen
by Mylesgreen_ August 12, 2018
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