A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013
Get the Yoda Rantmug. ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.
It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.
you will get through this no matter what.
you deserved better y/n
you have so much potential in life please do not give up
I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter
love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.
It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.
you will get through this no matter what.
you deserved better y/n
you have so much potential in life please do not give up
I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter
love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
by ur_unkowndarling<3 June 23, 2021
Get the rantingmug. So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
Get the Cole rantmug. When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself
by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024
Get the self-rantmug. When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!
by Piggy's July 24, 2024
Get the Brant rantmug. macphersons rant
by barry helnaut February 5, 2021
Get the macphersons rantmug. An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring
You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
by Think-tank August 16, 2022
Get the piss-rantmug.