Qwerty Hoe

A jealous person who talks shit / hates on someone else on social media through comments.

Female1: bitch youre thirsty as fuck

Female2: & you're a qwerty hoe, hiding behind that keyboard and talking shit. Girl, Bye👋💢

by Hustlebunnie March 15, 2015

qwerty much?

What you say on AIM when there is nothing else to say.
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A way of asking if the person types much.

hxcfreak: so i was like totally chillin'

goggleyed: orly?

hxcfreak: uhuh

goggleyed; qwerty much?

hxcfreak: cheaman. fosho

by Taveywavey June 25, 2007

qwerty syndrome

The state of being so bored you look up qwertyuiop or some other random string of letters.

I frequently suffer from qwerty syndrome when I have to do something for work.

by nj tx April 11, 2016

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula June 08, 2006

Qwerty Plok

1)juss simply plain old poop

2)substitute it in for any word u would like

eat qwerty plok u.....

by brandon quach December 30, 2003

Dirty QWERTY

A guy who only has a fantasy sex life sitting around pulling meat looking at porn on the computer. The result of so much online porn and masturbation is jiz covered keys, hence the term Dirty QWERTY.

He talks a big game, but he doesn't get any pussy. He's just a dirty QWERTY.

by nick mach September 16, 2011

Mommy qwerty

Real mommy 😋

Mommy qwerty

by Zerororor October 31, 2022