pooves

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

poovert

Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.

Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!

by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

innocent until proven guilty

Nowaday its "guilty until proven innocent, then even if proven innocent still guilty"

Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!

by TornReality October 2, 2004

Proven Fact

A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.

It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.

Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."

by always damn right November 19, 2009

pooven

Pooven is that state of mind you're in at the club. Its almost the same as drunk, but not really. You're really feelin' yourself. You got $200 but you think you got $2 million. Can't nobody in that muthafucka touch you and any bitch up in there you get. And you make up your own dances.

"My nigga, we was at OPM at Caesars's Palace off two bottles of Cris, a bottle of Petron and Grey Goose. We was in that muthafucka pooven!

by Tony Kelley December 27, 2005

Prevenge

To do unto others before it is done unto you.

She took prevenge on her boyfriend by eating the last piece of pizza before he could. Ha, prevenge!!! She also took prevenge on her boyfriend by farting in the car and locking the windows so he could not escape. Prevenge!!

by Dearzy The Great November 14, 2009

poverty wagon

a 'street' term for the 'bus

Stain: you drivin' to the pub?

Swann: Nah, gonna catch the poverty wagon, i fancy a drink or five!

by Swannula May 20, 2007