protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!

Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!

by wangqiu May 18, 2014

protisticness

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner

1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.

by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

Prothik

a youtuber that is really good at minecraft and is lonely

this guy called prothik is so bad but he entertaining

by ffffffffffffffffffd September 1, 2020

protigerider

The coolest and sexiest mutual ever

“Isn’t protigerider the best?!”
“Yeah he’s pretty cool.”

by Zaynscartilagepeircing June 24, 2021

Protivogazovic

PlayStation player. Minecraft, Resident evil and God of War enjoyer. Hates toxic nine year olds. Cousin of Yung MarYoda.
Greek. Russian hardbass and phonk lover.

Protivogazovic won a tournament in rocket league.

by Protivogazovic June 16, 2023