protix

website owned by the best damn graphic designer in the world

submitted by roy your number one fan :D

"hey did you see protix yet, that guy is amazing!"

by roy June 12, 2004

protifa

Anti-Antifa, A protifa person is unwittingly pro-fascist in that they are against anti-fascist organizations.

That guy who shot at the demonstrators is totally ProTifa! Did you see the anti-anti fascist stuff he posted. Its like he doesn't even know what fascism is!

by Assor Eloc September 5, 2020

protip

An idiotic synonym for "tip", primarily used my condescending morons who erroneously believe they are dispensing expert adivce. It's a stupid Internet meme that will not die.

Protip: using the word "protip" makes you seem a mentally-defective jackass.

by Cagey Bea Arthur January 10, 2009

Protit

The term used when a woman whips out a titty to distract and or hide her bullshit argument/ Lack of personality

-Hey where's my sandwich?

-Make your own damn sandwich

-I will as soon as you get off that ass and do something around the house.

-.........

-protit-

.......

so is that a maybe on the sandwich?

by RE360 April 4, 2011

proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011

Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.

Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

Protm

Protm- The slang of being a real bitch, too his/her team-mates.

Jeff was being a total protm to Mike when he tried to save him.

by Infernal Mittens June 24, 2014