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three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.
Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.
by winston festus the third December 31, 2011
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Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor
by Jmichael May 25, 2012
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prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 19, 2007
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prostitution

Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.
As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.
by me August 23, 2003
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reverse prostitution

When you pay your girlfriend to let you have sex with other girls...Or guys
I used reverse prostitution when I bought my girlfriend that bracelett she's wearing. That night I totally banged a 10
by Warden Cross March 3, 2016
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jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
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Prostitution legalization movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal. Because getting pussy is always getting your money's worth whatever the price.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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