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Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.
Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021
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Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.
I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.
by Tron =] May 14, 2010
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procrastonationism

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the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time
hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again
by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005
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Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.
Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.
by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004
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procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...
procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004
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queen of procrastination

Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
The queen of procrastination is absolutely right all the time. Don't question her motvies.
by Kristen Ann February 11, 2008
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collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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