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Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally
Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
Turkish Orangutan by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

Flaming Orangutan 

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.
Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

Unathletic Orangutan 

Shyanne Kevin Romain bitch ass nigga
That nigga shy is a unathletic orangutan

Sewer Orangutan 

A derogatory term used against black people to belittle them into submission
Police:That Sewer Orangutan has a gun in his hand

IKEA orangutan 

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"