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Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle
The men went coffee potting girls last night.
by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
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Posturing

When you sell a huge deal and then start lobbying to give freebies like you were the fucking Goodwill
I'm posturing after I sold a deal for 98k, give James a huge account when he's already taken care of
by TheLLTruth April 17, 2009
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Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011
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Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.
by New Horizon February 27, 2011
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poltering

yeah they were poltering today
by FrozenNeverSleep April 11, 2024
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Poynering

When a person looks for or tries to get noticed by a "Sexy" man named Poyner (or in other cases just a"sexy" guy).

This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.
"Hey dude Lorna is Poynering again"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"

OR

"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"
by Camroc Joy January 2, 2012
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Posnering

1. The act of producing a piece of music - particularly a vocal rap - of which upon listening, innocent civilians have no choice but to commit suicide.

2. When a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in New York, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by Mike Posner.
Teen 1: 'hey man, have you heard this Posnering new song? It's a total Posner!'

Teen 2: 'Oh Jesus, that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I just puked blood. I'm going to go and slit my throat.'
by Jack1234567890 May 21, 2013
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