Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

potstitute

ASS FOR GRASS... aka a girl who will hook up with you for a decent amount of weed.

Hey dude... I heard you hit that Jackie character, how'd you get that???

Weed, my friend... She is a total potstitute.

NICE!!!

by Dr Kendall March 15, 2009

Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011

possum's pecker

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".

He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007

Potski

Extreme gaming expert. Hardcore gamer. Pro gamer etc..


Also a type of fish.

You are Potski.

by Dan September 1, 2003

Awesome Possum

Varient of Wicked-Awesome. A phrase that is uttered by the hip and cool.

PSO cordinators are awesome possum.

That is an awesome possum cubical you have.

by AF of Des Moines November 23, 2007

posture

One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.

He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.

by Will Latson December 13, 2006