Chain Post

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.

I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.

by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012

Post-Haste

Immediately. ASAP, or as fast as you can.

1)I have to finish this report Post-Haste!
2)I'm famished, someone give me food Post-Haste!

by Will Radford December 15, 2005

Posted Up

Chillin, relaxing, hanging out...

Tom & Blake were posted up behind the supermarket when the robbery occured.

by Steve Franchise November 2, 2007

post lash

The act of continuing drinking (getting lashed) after a night out on the town.

-Do you fancy coming back to ours for a bit of a post lash?

-Wheres post lash happening tonight?
-Dave's
-Ace, see you there.

-Last night was so much fun. The post lash was the best bit.

by gregsmith January 30, 2009

Post-Good

The idea that something extremely or "awesomely" bad will garner a bigger reaction and more attention than something traditionally considered "good."

The idea of of "bad" in this context is flexible and refers to something that is easily criticized or parodied.

This is seen as a subconscious movement that takes advantage of the recently changed dynamic between critic and media.

I'm really into post-good music and TV, like Rebecca Black and Jersey Shore.

by theylive April 17, 2011

Post Body

A phrase used on 4chan’s fitness board, asking someone to back up their statement with a photo of their physique.

Anon 1: personally I think deadlifts are the best exercise
Anon 2: deadlifts are complete trash, you’re gonna hurt yourself
Anon 1: post body

by Trengod September 28, 2019

pixie post

a strange german concoction most oftenly seen in large t-shirts, old fashioned cardigans and pixie boots. prefered method of transport is a pink bicycle. maybe her n mikey d shud form a club. i will slash her tyres!!!

pixie post, pixie post, her sense of fashion is so lost, but nonetheless we luv her so, that crazy old german hoe!

by elves are so five minutes ago October 14, 2005