Carve That Possum

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

by Tarsier587 May 28, 2011

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

Possum Coochie

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie

Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have

by Possum Coochie Lord April 5, 2020

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

Border Possum

A Mexican who hangs around the US - Mexico border, jumping the wall, back and forth. Until they eventually get caught by a racist white CBP officer.

"Hey! What's up, you special border possum

by denzelbuckley April 25, 2022

Pringly possum

An insult, sort of like calling someone a f*ggot, but less offensive.

Shut the fuck up you Pringly possum

by Kc-and-Mh+Eg September 3, 2022