porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

Porridge Metal

Term Used to Deskribe Musik That Has No Guitar Aksents, Drum Volume is to Low, Tempo Changes Frequently. Use by Kriss Drummer to Define the Trakk from Motörhead - Overkill During Live Twitch Stream.

Motörhead - Overkill is Porridge Metal

by theMekanik December 19, 2023

porridge

my dad makes me eat it every Christmas morning kill me now

porridge-fuck u

by erabsudiKFhecanijsk January 19, 2024

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024