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Porn addict: Hey Bob you like porn
Bob: yeah do you know a site full of porn?
Porn addict: go to www.pornhub.com
by FortniteSexGamer69 July 5, 2021
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The site where dignity goes to die.

Website where horny people in their 20's go to jerk off instead of finding maidens. Usually contains pornography made in a studio but some is homemade.
Guy: Hey dude, meet my cousin.

Other guy: Bro I've seen her on PornHub before
by Ybex8123 June 30, 2023
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A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.
A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.
by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023
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teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis
Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.
by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023
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A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body
Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!
by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
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A website that is used to corrupt young people's minds to make them think what sex is

Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
Karl: YO DUDE COME WATCH THIS VID ON PORNHUB
Chris: GET OFF THAT SHIT YOU DIRTY ASS
by atomiclol January 30, 2023
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A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023
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