A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.
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by esmith512 April 21, 2007
Get the you can't polish a turd mug.To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
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Get the Polish the Rod mug.The embarrassment/panic felt when somebody asks to see your iPod. Usually felt when the iPod in question contains songs by artists such as "Simply Red", "A-Ha" and "Kansas".
"They wanted to plug my iPod into their speakers to provide background music for our social gathering, but when I realised that it contained an album by Panic! at the Disco, I got really podshy and pretended that it was out of battery."
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