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turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.
jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos
by arm the homeless September 13, 2005
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black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.
"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."
by cornilia243 April 11, 2010
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you can't polish a turd

unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.
They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.
by esmith512 April 21, 2007
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polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
by MrsKaren December 12, 2008
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Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.
Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.
by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009
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podshy

The embarrassment/panic felt when somebody asks to see your iPod. Usually felt when the iPod in question contains songs by artists such as "Simply Red", "A-Ha" and "Kansas".
"They wanted to plug my iPod into their speakers to provide background music for our social gathering, but when I realised that it contained an album by Panic! at the Disco, I got really podshy and pretended that it was out of battery."
by shavenwolf October 3, 2009
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Polish Mudslide

When you put a trash bag on the bed, shit on it, then have sex on it.
Honey, what's wrong?
Ugh, I ate the lamb, there's gonna be a polish mudslide tonight!
by Unicorn Fart May 29, 2012
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