cooter poot

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!
by Ferguson June 03, 2005
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poot lovato

Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.
Demi: Poot Lovato escaped her basement! Argh!
Poot: i wel git u demee
by pmdimak November 13, 2015
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rooty-poot

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!
by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008
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boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
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Poot

shorter word for puta or putain
-(girl walks up to friend wearing low cut shirt) hey!
-omg your such a poot.
by merrcat December 09, 2010
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poot huffer

when you stick a straw or just use your mouth in someones ass hole and you huff the fart from the ass.
"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."

"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."
by samofred November 25, 2012
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Poot Puffer

One who smells their own flatulence
Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart!
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?
by CindiLouwho? June 17, 2010
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