platonic

to love someone as just a friend

me and my gay friend lol, we love each other but we aint EVER gonna have sex! I dont float his boat, and personaly he dont do it for me either lol! but we love each other and spend loads of time together!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Platonic Friend

A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.

Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.

Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"

by McDavid53 August 6, 2008

Platonic sex

Unlike some people who confuse platonic sex with casual sex, platonic sex means sex with someone who you don’t have any sexual attraction to. For example most lesbians in porn are just jacking each other off without actually feeling any sexual pull or attraction. These types of relationships exist in real life too, distinct from a traditional “friends with benefits” because the sexual attraction component is distinctly missing. Platonic sex just involves two friends jacking each other off, without any sexual attraction to each other, like a vibrator but it’s a person. Some straight people would be uncomfortable with this because being sexually close with someone of the same gender disgusts them, or gay people with someone of the opposite gender. However there are many others who experience neither disgust or attraction and can have platonic “sex” with someone of the gender they aren’t attracted to. See also, gay for pay or acting.

P1: Me and Becky jacked each other off last night it was great
P2: oh damn I didn’t know you guys were gay
P1: oh naw we’re both totally straight it’s just platonic sex
P2: isn’t that just the definition of being gay?

P1: no... gay people are actually sexually attracted to each other, Becky and I don’t have chemistry like that we’re just helping each other out

by acebutch July 5, 2020

platon-o-pals

Friends who are very intimate or affectionate, but not in a sexual nature.

"You're a lesbian, she's a lesbian, and you're both hot. Why don't you two get together?"

"I love her, but we're just platon-o-pals"

by jfed November 21, 2006

platonic boyfriend

someone who is very close to someone, yet is not in a romantic or sexual relationship

A- were such good friends, youre like my platonic boyfriend

by noodlezzzz43 March 6, 2022

petonality

The personality of a pet animal.

Everybody loved our dog Madai, because she had such endearing ways, and such a sweet petonality. I miss her so!

by llanellirog September 17, 2005

plutonomy

(ECONOMICS) economies in which consumption by the very rich is what drives most growth: Bulgari watches, Maybach limousines, Gulfstream V business jets, vacations in the Maldives, Dolce & Gabbana suits, private security services, money laundering, and income tax evasion.

Initially coined by analysts at Citigroup in 2005 to describe the growth of the Usonian economy during that period despite horrible economic fundamentals. Later used by Naomi Klein in her essential work, *The Shock Doctrine*.

The US., UK, and Canada are the key Plutonomies - economies powered by the wealthy. Continental Europe (excluding Italy) and Japan are in the egalitarian bloc.
- Equity risk premium embedded in "global imbalances" are unwarranted.

In plutonomies the rich absorb a disproportionate chunk of the economy and have a massive impact on reported aggregate numbers like savings rates, current account deficits, consumption levels, etc.

{Citigroup Oct 16, 2005 Plutonomy Report Part 1}

by Abu Yahya July 10, 2010